LAWS OF REVERSITY

 LAW OF QUEUE
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

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LAW OF TELEPHONE

When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

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LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

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LAW OF THE WORKSHOP
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

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LAW OF THE ALIBI
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

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BATH THEOREM
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

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LAW OF ENCOUNTERS

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you do not want to be seen with.

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LAW OF THE RESULT

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

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LAW OF BIOMECHANICS

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional
to the reach.

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LAW OF COFFEE
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.